12.28.2010

sometimes I am such a tomboy.

Dear Pink,

You WOULD be the first color my female coworkers picked for a staff shirt. Doesn't matter that you look awful with a red and white logo pasted across your ugliness. Mostly on principle, because I don't like your pigment upon my person, I'm refusing to wear the new staff shirt. But also because I want people to take me seriously and you Pink, are neither serious nor are you professional.

Regards,
Brittany

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